GIANT HEAD OF HUMPTY HUMP NEEDS A HOME

updated!

There is a warehouse in Oakland that rents cop cars and such to the entertainment industry. Therewithin lies the giant head of Humpty Hump, which was used in the video “Return of the Crazy One” in 1993, and then the client ditched out on their storage bill and there it sits to this day.

It could be had for a little bit of “back rent” kickdown to the poor beleaguered landlord, who really just wanted to have an excuse to own news vans and 6x6s, and doesn’t really like Humpty anyway.

You go in the back of the head and the nose splits open and you rise out in glory. I will deliver.